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& the best that you could hope for

Created on 2003-12-08 14:42:40 (#1517846), last updated 2009-10-14

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Name:is hardly the best.
Birthdate:1986-08-28
Location:Pennsylvania, United States
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As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken, probably more than once, and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend and you might even fall in love with them. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did You'll cry because time is passing so fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too hard, and love like you've never been hurt,because every minute you spend mad or upset is a minute of happiness that you'll never get back. ♥ - The Wonder Years, last episode





The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it?
A death.
What's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you're too young,
you get a gold watch, you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party,
and you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school,
you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities,
you become a little baby, you go back into the womb,
you spend your last nine months floating...
you finish off as an orgasm." -George Carlin













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